The Disappointed Cat

by Christopher Dabrowski

The white cat looked eminently depressed, sitting paw to paw with head down.

– What's up? You didn't get enough sleep? – asked the black tomcat.

– “Garfield” should have aired on Catflix, and instead, we have got “Lassie.”

– It could have been worse. It could've been the “Dog Patrol”.

– Oh Great Purr! That's horror.

– Don't sulk. Let's come outside and play in the snow – suggested Black.

– What snow? It's frozen flake water, ignoramus.

– How did you call me? – nudged the black, sticking out his claws.

– If you want to catfight, go to the boiler room. There, the street cats wag mice fights.