Cat's Concerns

by Krzysztof Dąbrowski  

The tomcat tittered restlessly on the stool, as if he had seen a ghost or acquired pinworms.

     - What's wrong with you? - worried the dog.

     - Well, I can't get over it - grumbled the cat.

     - What? Why don't I kill it? I'll save you.

     - No, nothing of the sort - sighed. - I just can't understand why the guy said to our lady that she is a sweet kitty. I am the cat...

    The dog put his paw on the stool, sympathetically.

     - No, dog, you can't jump in here - protested the cat, misreading his buddy's intentions. - How would I show you my superiority then?