Oh, You Deceitful Fate!

by Christopher Dąbrowski

I did the abundance meditation for ten hours, and when I opened my eyes, I was still in my little apartment, not in a villa with a pool in the tropics.

   And tomorrow back to work.

    Monday: I learned that AI will take over all departments soon.

    I was happy. Meditation worked. I'm Alyin Ignasiuk. A. I.

    Tuesday: Colleagues explained AI is artificial intelligence...

    Wednesday: A conversation with my boss:

     - What AI? I am irreplaceable. Who will brew a delicious coffee like me?

     - Automat.

     - Why do you need an artificial one? My intelligence is much better!

    Thursday: I got fired.