Helpful Dog

by Christopher Dabrowski

Human worked again, at a glowing rectangle—he called it a laptop.

He looked tired, so Ozzy offered to help:

- Get some rest, I'll pat the keyboard for you - he barked.

Human stroked his head and moved away.

The dog glanced at the device.

- I won't even write a "woof, woof". Difficult stamps...

However, he decided he wouldn't give up and enthusiastically pawed at random buttons.

What is happening? The letters grew!

Human came and went pale, reading:

- Dear police, I am writing you this denunciation because my Human regularly snatches the bones of a person buried in my garden.